welcome to the painting! you’ve probably found your way here thanks to my charm and good looks, so just take a seat and let me break down my life for you:

• in eastern pennsylvania born and raised (think bam margera and asher roth); attended colleges in west chester, boston, and brooklyn
• i’m blackfeet and jewish so let’s just pause a moment and throw our hands in the air for my superior sense of humor
• my dream jobs have ranged from egyptian mummy to pirate, clinical psychologist to marine biologist, biblical archaeologist to high school english teacher, and back around to pirate again
• president of the miles morales fanclub, head of the greyjoy publicity campaign, secretary of the terrified by bran stark party, collector of robins, and resident dinosaur enthusiast
• i spend too much time capslocking and keysmashing over post-war/war narratives, tragic young heroes, and cave scenes
• alexander hamilton is the ginger light of my life, cue the music and draw the curtains
• i have a bucket list and the only item on there is “bang a ginger”
• i’m also really, really good at making explosion noises and pulling faces in public
• but i do have Serious Feelings on a lot of things—feminism, racism, education, native language revitalization, media representation, ect ect—that pop up quite a lot
• i like lavishing affection on the people that i love (you, probably), and sometimes that affection comes by the way of me telling you that i’ve never hated anyone more than i hate you
• (you get used to it)
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